I’m so mad. You don’t even know.

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via paintmeabirmingham)

Ugh I don’t need this

"

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.

But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

"

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via smellyskunk)