yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics, via blackjackdaisy)

entropysamples:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

Some women want a relationship.

Some women want a starship.

Some women want both.

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(via fatesruin)

Ooooooh people are testing my patience today. Seriously so fucking mad. I don’t wanna put a smile on my face. Why should I fucking smile for fucking idiots. Sometimes I just fucking cant. Time to try to plaster a smile on face. Kill me now please

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via first-nation-penatration)